Posted By Brian Ritz on December 31, 2009

Dear readers,

My apologies for being TOTALLY out of the porn loop the past week or so. I had to travel unexpectedly to my grandparents’ house in North Carolina to participate in G-rated holiday cheer, hang out with my cousins and brothers, not smoke, and defend my position as a gay porn blogger. For those of you who don’t know, in July right before I went to France my great-aunt found this website by Google searching me. Being from the South, my relatives are all nothing if not very religious (Christian). I love them and respect their opinions very much, but suffice to say there was some serious drama: my grandparents stating my mom (who works full time and is in school full time, excelling at both) doesn’t know how to parent, that I am on the moral highway to hell, that they would have staged an intervention if I were their son, etc. They are of the school that homosexuality and pornography are equal evils and the fact that I’m gay and a porn blogger is like I spit in the face of God every time I make a blog post. I managed to handle myself pretty well, I thought.

My grandparents monitor the usage of their Internet so just to be on the safe side I had to abstain from checking my e-mail, reading my blogs, and updating. I am back–albeit exhausted, and still working on graduate school applications (due 1/3)–and though my updating will probably be weak for the next, yuk yuk yuk, week, I am here to read your comments and take suggestions and revel about in the surplus of sinful dick I have accumulated here in this penis oasis.

Yours most sincerely,

Headed to hell, but you’re comin’ too,

Brian Elizabeth Ritz

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