Boyfriends

Posted By Brian Ritz on August 31, 2009

Exactly one year ago today, my entire life came crashing down around me. My boyfriend of two years and I had the most horrific break-up ever which resulted in a stay in the crazy shack for me and his last words:  “You stupid fucking bitch!” Ah, good times, good times. It’s just weird to think that exactly one year ago I was at the absolute worst point in my life and now here I am, relatively stable and okay with being alone and writer of a blog that got over 1,000 hits yesterday!

I made this on Fire Island!
I made this on Fire Island!

Anyway, I’m going to assume that we all have either been in a relationship or are in a relationship and either remember or are experiencing that powerful, life-affirming sex that comes with knowing and loving someone so completely that you can laugh mid-coitus or drunkenly fart whilst being plowed, or play with the foreskin of his dick in the morning, amazed at what difference a little extra skin can make. With all the romantic comedy-esque slip-ups aside, you know what I’m talking about when I say that sex with someone you love is INCREDIBLY because you are in love with every ounce of him and want to fill yourself with every bit of The Guy (literally and figuratively, eh eh!).

That’s why today’s topic of fun and joy is PORN STAR BOYFRIENDS:

-From Studmall, there are three films in a series: Bareback Cum Pups, Barebackin’ Boyfriends 2 and Barebackin’ Boyfriends 3. They’re all shot with the trademark Studmall amateur hardcoreishness. Rough and raw, just like I like it! Word on the exclusive Studmuffin Street (aka Benny Morecock) says Barebackin’ Boyfriends 4 is just around the corner, and it’s gonna be packed with lots of hairy studs!!!

A hot ass motherfucking clip from BBBF3. DAMN I love my hairy men.

LoganMcCree_VinnieD'Angelo049Logan McCree and Vinnie D’Angelo
They met on the set of The Drifter. Can you feel the love?

Jessy Karson's dong and Lukas Wild...mmm.
Jessy Karson’s dong and Lukas Wild…mmm.
And remember, on this, the anniversary of my demise: it’ll all be okay. Promise.
Also Fire Island.
Also Fire Island.
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Brian Ritz

I write about gay porn--big dicks throbbing in tight holes, load after load of hot cum, delectable muscled studs and tender-smooth twinks with soft butts ready for rammin' by giant wangs full of juicy sperm and fuckholes waiting to be plowed by stiff cocks, young mouths gaping, pleading to be drenched with cum or piss or spit, slutty fisters and nervous first-timers who eventually warm up to the camera, boys making passionate love to other boys and men slapping, slogging, pissing, pounding, dirty fucking whores. I also write about other things sometimes. Like Wendy's chicken nuggets. My favorite meal is a 5 pc nugget (no sauce), a plain cheeseburger, and a value size fry.

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10 Responses to “Boyfriends”

  1. hh says:

    dude… great post…. very personal

  2. ART says:

    I have never posted this on a PORN blog…..VERY TOUCHING. Thank you for sharing….I cant wait to see what you come up with and today you really surprised me!! Thanks… ART (FOR ARTS SAKE)

  3. STUDMALL.COM says:

    You are doing us proud Mr. Ritz Cracker. Keep it up.

  4. happy one year anniversary of learning, moving on, growing into a wonderful person… and Jessy Karson’s gorgeous dick getting one year older

  5. Thanks for promoting us!! BBBF 3 has always been a hit. That clip is TOOOOO hot!

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