Posted By Brie Ritz on January 7, 2010
Who could forget the insta-classic BORN TO FUCK from Cocky Boys? Certainly not you gays, as you made it the #1 best-selling gay DVD on the JRL charts. If the name BORN TO FUCK isn’t ringing a bell (read: if you are RETARDED), surely you remember this fine fellow:
Well, apparently being born to fuck wasn’t enough for the Horndogs of America (TM)…Cocky Boys is back with “FIRST TIME FUCKED,” a collection of typically top Cocky Boys getting their little assholes pounded. Yes, for the low price of three easy payments of $99.99*, you can witness such cocky hotties as: Brodie Sinclair, Wolf Hudson–
–sorry, my transmission got interrupted by too much HOTNESS! Oh and *it’s not actually three easy payments of $99.99. I’ve just been watching too many infommercials.
SCENE UNO! Brodie Sinclair gets fucked by RC Ryan!
SCENE TWO-O: Wolf Hudson gets fucked by Jesse Santana…(and loves it!)
SCENE THREE: Bobby Clark gets fucked by MJ Taylor
Scene FOUR: Jarred King gets fucked by Eric Blaine!
Scene 5: Derrick Vinyard gets fucked by Dante!
Okay…it’s almost 5AM…but I just had to share the good news. And the fact that I blew three loads in one hour from watching Born to Fuck–can only imagine what First Time Fucked has in store. Off to dreamland…*zzzzz*