I RAPED THE GRE AND GOT IT PREGNANT.

Posted By Brian Ritz on November 14, 2009

Who is this hot boy?

Who is this hot boy?

The guy above is super hot, and according to Hugo at I Need Gay Porn Blog, he’s gonna be in a movie called Cape Town Cock Crusaders, or as I like to call it “Cock Town Cape Cruisers” or some other variation on a theme. Who is he, and when can I eat his ass? Diligent readers of SMB will note he has the BDS (Big-Dicked Smirk) just like hung hotties Matt Hughes and Titch Jones, Diego and Jessy Karson. He also looks a lot like Spinner from Degrassi: TNG.

Amirite?

Amirite?

Oh, and also…

SUCK MY DICK MOTHERFUCKERS, MY GRE SCORES ARE HIGH ENOUGH (WHEN COMBINED WITH MY GPA) TO GET ME IN ANYWHERE!

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Brian Elizabeth Ritz. 22 year old faggot from Brooklyn. Young, fun, occasionally full of cum. A fan of the cock. A cockmonger. Writer. The gay porn blogger your mother warned you about. ;)

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12 Responses to “I RAPED THE GRE AND GOT IT PREGNANT.”

  1. Hugo Harley says:

    Bitch I knew you could rock that shit! Kick ass!

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