Posted By Brian Ritz on October 16, 2009

My Friday Night.

Usually my Friday night culminates in a massive drunken orgy. Okay, fuck you, so usually I get drunk with Hugo and then pass out after DrunkMe buys HungoverMe some Gatorade for the next morning. And once every two months or so I end up meeting a really cute guy, getting hamm’d, and end up having my ass pounded. My roommates can always tell which is which: if it’s the first kind of night, I don’t leave my room until 5PM when I go downstairs to pick up the greasy Chinese I had delivered. If it’s the second kind, I also don’t emerge from my room until late afternoon (hello, I’m ALWAYS hungover on the weekends) but when I do, it’s to go shower all the cum off me, put ointment on the scratches down my back and hell, probably rub one off in the steam.

This Friday night presents neither of those scenarios. I walked one mile in the rain to get to a Taco Bell/Burger King combination. I bought a Slurpee at a 7-11 and tried to buy a game for my DS at the Game Stop but it had already closed. I came home and watched South Park, Family Guy, and the Simpsons. I swear to god I shoulda been a straight man. But then I watched Glee and ate Sweettarts. So it balances out.

ANYWAY. I was checking my porn stash before bed (what?!), and I came across this little gem. And by little I mean big and by gem I mean orgy. I’m gonna steal the copy because it’s late and tomorrow I have to go to two parties and be pretty and sociable so I want to get sleep tonight and–oh fuck, let the pictures speak for themselves.

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